Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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