Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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