i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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