Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I think my moral compass just broke
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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