wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Your penis caused this!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
