he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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