ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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