I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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