mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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