i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it's like heaven, but drunker
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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