I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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