forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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