I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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