Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
