he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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