I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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