Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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