Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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