Dual....:-)
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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