it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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