Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
my liver is dry heaving
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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