she was so not down for the gang bang
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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