he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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