that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Everclear isn't food dammit
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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