Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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