Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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