All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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