you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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