My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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