Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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