I must be too annoying 4 u.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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