i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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