whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You can't motorboat a personality
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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