operation harelip BJ is a go
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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