But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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