Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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