puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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