You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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