on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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