i don't plan on having that self control this summer
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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