oh god the rape fog is back!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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