people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
