I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
porn star boner night. come get it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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