let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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