I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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