Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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