She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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