Do you still have your period?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Is this like a preordered booty call?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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