He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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