I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
